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Pranks, continued.
So after getting my Sarge with a small prank, I thought everything was even.
I couldn’t have been more wrong.
One of the guys on my squad said they needed some backup on a stop they had, so I pulled my cruiser behind theirs and got out of my car.
Walking up to my partner I started talking about some nonsense when I turned around and saw that Muscle had parked behind my car and was now running to the passenger side door with a Fire extinguisher in hand.
Crap.
I ran to the Driver side door to hopefully lock the doors before he had the chance to open the passenger side door and fill my car with extinguisher stuff…
This is where being a creature of habit has its down falls.
I opened my door, and of course, got in the car. Out of habit, closing the door behind me and THEN hitting the door locks…
Well, the second I closed my door and was sitting inside the car was the same second Muscle opened my passenger side door and needless to say, the entire interior of my cruiser was covered in a white layer of pay back, including myself.
Great. I just had the car washed from the Fish, and now I need to have it done again.
It took the cleaning guy an hour with four people to clean the inside of that car and even then it was still in the cracks here and there… grrr.
The next day Batman rode with me during the shift, Muscle got on the Tac channel…
Muscle : “Hey Batman, where’s your car? I didn’t see it at the station.. you may want to check the Walmart parking lot.”
… I looked at Batman who was baffled.. How’d they manage to move his car?
We went to the station and looked around for his car but didn’t see it.. so we drove to Walmart. It wasn’t in that parking lot either..
We went back to the station again and looked a little harder.
Finding it, we were puzzled in more ways then one.
Muscle somehow managed to not only start Batmans car, but he drove it between a fence and the very back of the car shop in the station. To paint a picture, there was maybe 6 feet total between the fence and the wall of this shop with no way to leave going forwards due to other parked cars and no way to back up due to a huge dumpster.
Batman and I sat there for a good while trying to figure out how Muscle had even gotten into or out of the car, let alone out of the spot..
Long story short, it took us 15 minutes to move the huge dumpster and another 20 3 point type turns to get his car out.
Har har.
So, Batman went to a local hobby store and got “Fart Spray”.
The next week, while Muscle was eating lunch inside a restaurant, Batman slim jim’d Muscles car and emptied the can into it. He sprayed the seats, vents, ceiling, you name it… it was bad.
We parked across the street so we could see his reaction…
When he opened his car door, he turned bright red and just sat there for almost 30 minutes.. not saying a word. We sped off, laughing the whole way.
The same day Muscle called Batman and said, “Hey, you know you left your car unguarded at the station. You might want to go fix your rear view mirror”, and hung up.
Ugh, the jokes are funny but don’t damage the cars…
We got back to the station and Batman and I got out to inspect Batmans car for foul play.
Batman took a seat on the drivers side, started the car and rolled down his windows. I was standing outside of the passenger side door looking at Batman.
He was checking the rear view mirror and didn’t see anything done to it. Then I saw him look down.
The look on his went to sheer terror. I followed his eyes to the center console where the speaker box was.
A small white mouse was poking his head out from behind the box, almost waving and saying, “Hello!”
Well, thats all it took. Batman started screaming like he was on fire and in his hysteria, couldn’t get out of the car door.. so he went through the window, screaming the whole way.
I started laughing so badly that I think I cried a little. After calming Batman down we learned that Muscle had put 6 mice into Batmans car and I was only able to fish out 4…
So I have been dropping/picking up Batman for work daily until we can find those two unaccounted for mice..
I have to say though, the look on his face was priceless.
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